thorton cards

Name	Image	Rarity	Type	Cost	Description
Nibble		Special	Attack	1	Deal 6 (7) damage. Gain 2 (3) Temporary_HP.
Credit Card		Basic	Skill	0	Gain 5 (10) Gold. Can be Upgraded any number of times. Exhaust.
Defend		Basic	Skill	1	Gain 4 (7) Block.
Heckle		Basic	Attack	0	Deal 1 (2) damage. Apply 1 (2) Vulnerable. Apply 1 (2) Weak.
Strike		Basic	Attack	1	Deal 5 (8) damage.
Anger Moment		Common	Attack	1	Deal 8 damage. If the enemy doesn't intend to attack, apply 1 (2) Vulnerable.
Book Bash		Common	Attack	X	Deal 6 (8) damage X times.
Business Card		Common	Skill	0	Whenever you play 10 thethorton:Business_Cards, obtain a Relic. (Draw 1 card.)Exhaust.
Cash Bash		Common	Attack	1	Gain 5 (10) Gold. Deal 10 (12) damage. Exhaust.
Cash Buffer		Common	Skill	1	Gain 5 (10) Gold. Gain 7 (9) Block. Exhaust.
Distance		Common	Skill	1	Gain 2 (4) Block. Apply 1 Weak to ALL enemies.
Down Payment		Common	Skill	1 (0)	Upgrade the top card of your draw pile. It costs 0 until played and gains Retain.
Elbow Nudge		Common	Attack	1	Deal 7 (10) damage. Draw 1 additional card next turn.
Fearful Run		Common	Skill	1	Gain 6 (9) Block. thethorton:Run.
Hit Ahead		Common	Attack	1	Deal 7 (10) damage. Next turn, gain [E] .
Long Term Payoff		Common	Skill	1	At the start of each of your turns, deal 2 (3) damage to ALL enemies.
Pocket Change		Common	Attack	0	Gain 1 (2) Gold. Gain 1 (2) Block. Deal 1 (2) damage. Draw 1 (2) card(s). Exhaust.
Quintuple Bop		Common	Attack	1	Deal 4 (6) damage twice.
Running Kick		Common	Attack	1	Deal 8 (11) damage. thethorton:Run.
Shout and Run		Common	Skill	1 (0)	Apply 2 Weak. thethorton:Run.
Stumbling Slap		Common	Attack	0	Deal 5 (7) damage. If you have Weak, gain 5 (7) Block.
Take Accounts		Common	Attack	1	Deal 6 damage. Draw 2 (3) cards.
Wailing Run		Common	Skill	1	ALL enemies lose 2 (3) Strength this turn. thethorton:Run.
Whirling Briefcase		Common	Attack	1	Gain 2 (3) Gold for each enemy. Deal 6 (9) damage to ALL enemies. Exhaust.
Battle Trash		Uncommon	Skill	0	Draw 2 (3) cards. You cannot draw additional cards this turn.
Boardroom Blast		Uncommon	Attack	2	Deal 14 (18) damage to ALL enemies.
Business Bash		Uncommon	Attack	1	Deal 7 (9) damage. Add a (upgraded) thethorton:Business_Card into your hand. Exhaust.
Business Boom		Uncommon	Attack	3	Deal 25 (32) damage. Shuffle a (an upgraded) thethorton:Business_Card into your draw pile. Exhaust.
Business Burst		Uncommon	Skill	1 (0)	Gain 5 Gold. Shuffle 2 thethorton:Business_Cards into your draw pile. Exhaust.
Call In		Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 11 Block. Gain 2 (1) Frail.
Chart Project		Uncommon	Skill	1	(Draw 1 card.)If the enemy intends to attack, gain 6 Block. Otherwise, gain [E] and draw 1 card next turn.
Coffee Blast		Uncommon	Skill	1	(Innate.)Add 2 random cards from any color into your hand. They have Retain. Exhaust.
Coin Clash		Uncommon	Attack	2	Gain 10 (15) Gold. Deal 20 (24) damage. Exhaust.
Coin Shield		Uncommon	Skill	2	Gain 10 (15) Gold. Gain 14 (18) Block. Exhaust.
Crash		Uncommon	Attack	2	Deal 8 (10) damage. Gain 8 (10) Block. thethorton:Run.
Desperate Run		Uncommon	Skill	1	Draw 2 (3) cards. thethorton:Run.
Dock Pay		Uncommon	Attack	1	Deal 7 (9) damage. Enemy loses 1 (2) Strength this turn.
Feel No Brain		Uncommon	Power	1	(Innate.)Whenever a card is Exhausted, gain 2 Block.
Focus Strength		Uncommon	Skill	1 (0)	Gain 1 Strength. End your turn.
Gem Gun		Uncommon	Attack	2	Deal 5 damage 3 (4) times. If all (at least) 3 Gems match, gain 50 Gold. Exhaust.
Hedge Fund		Uncommon	Attack	1	Deal 12 (15) damage. Next turn, draw 1 less card.
Hindsight		Uncommon	Skill	1	Next turn, gain 3 (5) Block. Put a card from your discard pile into your hand.
Investment		Uncommon	Skill	2 (1)	Ethereal. Whenever you play 4 thethorton:Investments, obtain a Relic. Exhaust.
Last Ditch Effort		Uncommon	Attack	2	Deal 12 (15) damage. If your HP is below 50%, deal 12 (15) damage. If your HP is below 25%, deal 12 (15) damage.
Long Day's Work		Uncommon	Attack	1	Deal 7 (10) damage. Draw 1 card. Exhaust 1 card at random (not at random).
Lunch Break		Uncommon	Skill	1	Heal 3 (4) HP. Shuffle (Add) a thethorton:Business_Card into your draw pile (hand). Exhaust.
Perplexing Power		Uncommon	Power	1	(Innate.)Gain 3 of either Malleable, Artifact, Thorns or Plated Armor randomly.
Planned Obsolescence		Uncommon	Attack	1	Ethereal. Deal 8 (10) damage. Deal 4 (5) damage to this Act's boss. Exhaust.
Promotion		Uncommon	Power	1 (0)	Gain 1 Strength. Gain 1 Dexterity.
ROI		Uncommon	Skill	2 (1)	Ethereal. Gain 30 Gold. Exhaust.
Rebalance		Uncommon	Skill	2 (1)	Gain 1 Strength. ALL enemies lose 1 Strength. Exhaustive 2.
Run Run		Uncommon	Skill	1 (0)	thethorton:Run. thethorton:Run.
Running Business		Uncommon	Skill	1 (0)	Gain 15 Gold. thethorton:Run. Exhaust.
Running Feint		Uncommon	Skill	1	Apply 2 (3) Vulnerable. thethorton:Run.
Seeing Double		Uncommon	Skill	2 (1)	Ethereal. Choose a card in your hand. Put 2 copies of that card on top of your draw pile. Exhaust.
Sheet Shred		Uncommon	Skill	2	Gain 8 Block. At the start of each of your turns, deal 3 (5) damage to ALL enemies. Shuffle this card into your draw pile.
Snow Day		Uncommon	Skill	1	Channel 1 Frost. thethorton:Run. Exhaust (Exhaustive !stslib:ex!).
Stamp Smack		Uncommon	Attack	1	Ethereal. Deal 7 (9) damage. Deal 7 (9) damage to a random enemy at the start of the next combat. Exhaust.
Thick Skin		Uncommon	Power	1 (0)	Whenever you lose non-Temporary HP, gain 2 Temporary_HP.
Toxic Greed		Uncommon	Skill	2 (1)	Apply 3 Poison to a random enemy. Repeat this process up to 5 times for every 100 Gold you have. Exhaust.
Administrative Actions		Rare	Skill	3 (2)	Type the name of a card. Put it on top of your draw pile. Exhaust.
Big Break		Rare	Power	1	(Innate.)Gain 3 Strength.
Blood Debt		Rare	Attack	1 (0)	Deal 4 damage. Gain Temporary_HP equal to unblocked damage. Exhaust.
Call Of Commerce		Rare	Skill	3 (2)	Ethereal. Gain 44 Gold. The next ? room you enter contains a shop. Exhaust.
Cardboard Box		Rare	Power	1 (0)	Gain 1 Intangible.
Compound Interest		Rare	Skill	2 (1)	Double this card's Gold or gain 2 Gold and remove this card from your deck. Exhaust.
Coward Form		Rare	Power	2 (1)	thethorton:Run. At the start of your turn, thethorton:Run.
Crashing Stocks		Rare	Attack	3 (2)	If you have at least 100 Gold, lose 100 Gold and deal 50 damage to ALL enemies.
Demotion		Rare	Skill	3 (2)	ALL enemies cannot buff themselves or debuff you. Exhaust.
Dodge & Roll & Run		Rare	Skill	2	Gain 9 (11) Block. Next turn, gain 9 (11) Block. thethorton:Run.
Escape!		Rare	Skill	3	33% chance to escape a non-boss combat. Receive no rewards. (not Receive no rewards.) thethorton:Run. Exhaustive 2.
Fair Trade		Rare	Skill	1 (0)	Exhaust 1 card. Put a card from your exhaust pile into your hand. Exhaust.
Fatigue		Rare	Skill	2 (1)	Apply Weak equal to your held Gold. Exhaust.
Golden Petal		Rare	Skill	2	Ethereal. Card rewards from this combat are Rare cards from any class. Fleeting (Exhaust).
Good Fortune		Rare	Skill	X	At the start of your turn, deal X times 5 damage to ALL enemies. Refund 1 (2). Exhaust.
Hexaghostify		Rare	Skill	3	Grave. Enemy becomes a (ALL enemies become) Hexaghost(s). Exhaust.
Just Business		Rare	Power	3 (2)	Gain 1 Intangible. Exhaust ALL your cards. Choose an Intent at the start of your turn.
Loan		Rare	Skill	1 (0)	Upon pickup, gain 300 Gold. Exhaust.
Message From Our Sponsors		Rare	Skill	(4)	Unplayable (Ethereal). Thanks for playing for so long! No longer offering mod commissions (Cost cannot be modified). I'm working on bigger projects now!(Obtain a Relic. Exhaust.)
Midnight Strike		Rare	Attack	2 (1)	Can only be played if you have played exactly 11 cards this combat. Deal 100 damage. Exhaust.
Penny Toss		Rare	Attack	1 (0)	Gain 11 Gold. Gain 11 Block. Deal 11 damage. Exhaust.
Portfolio		Rare	Skill	2	Gain 20 (25) Gold. Shuffle 2 (upgraded) thethorton:Business_Cards and an (upgraded) thethorton:Investment into your draw pile. Exhaust.
Scaling Is Win		Rare	Power	2	At the start of your turn, gain 1 Strength (and draw 1 additional card).
Sell Short		Rare	Skill	3 (2)	Ethereal. Add 1 copy of a card in your hand to your deck permanently. Exhaust.
Shifting Octopus		Rare	Attack	1	Do 2 (3) things. Exhaust.
Summon Profits		Rare	Skill	0	Add 1 random card from any color into your hand. Draw 1 card. (They cost 0 until played.)Exhaust.
Temporal Blast		Rare	Skill	1 (0)	Ethereal. Play a copy of the next card you play this turn at the start of the next combat. Exhaust.
You're Fired		Rare	Attack	2	Deal 20 (26) damage. Remove all of your debuffs.

thorton relics

Name	Image	Tier	Pool	Description	Flavor
Potion of Courage		Starter	Thort_gray_color	Start each Elite combat with 2Strength.	Drink in emergencies.
Business Card Printer		Common	Thort_gray_color	At the start of each combat, add a thethorton:Business_Card into your hand.	Look at that subtle off-white color. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.
Bank Deed		Uncommon		Whenever you climb a floor, gain 2% interest on held Gold.	Dad gave this to me.
Helm of Sprinting		Rare	Thort_gray_color	At the start of each combat, add a random card with thethorton:Run into your hand. It costs 0 this combat.	Helps escape efforts.
Bottled Funds		Boss		Upon pickup, choose a card in your deck. At the start of each combat, play and Exhaust a copy of it.	Looking empty.
Lucky Clover		Boss		66% chance to gain [E] at the start of your turn.	Why ever stop?
Monopoly		Boss		Gain 50% more Gold from all sources.	I just can't help myself.
Necklace of Time		Boss	Thort_gray_color	Replaces Potion of Courage. Start each Elite combat with 3Strength,3Dexterity and 3Focus.	Your secret powers, revealed!
Broken Calculator		Shop		At the start of each combat, play a random Thorton card.	So what if the math's in my favor?
Resume		Shop	Thort_gray_color	The amount of thethorton:Business_Cards required to obtain a Relic is reduced by 3.	Graduate of the University of Arizona.

thorton keywords

thorton creatures

Name	Image	Type	HP
the Thorton		Player	68